Questions for Cas

Hello. I am Castiel. I am an Angel of the Lord. Sam has created this blog so we may answer any questions you have. Anyone else (i.e. Gabriel, Balthazar, Chuck, etc) may answer, if they like as well. But any questions you have, we will do our best to see they are sufficiently responded to.

Anonymous asked: Dean, if you could only save on or the other, would you save Sam or Cas? What about you, Cas? Dean or Sam?

DEAN: Do they just need a life? They can take mine. 

CASTIEL: I… the two are extremely interconnected. If I saved Dean, he would hate me for not saving Sam and destroy himself. If I saved Sam, he would hate me for not saving Dean.

Anonymous asked: LISA. LISA. LISAAAAA

DEAN: image

CASTIEL: I am sorry, Dean.

DEAN: It’s… nah, it’s not important, I’m fine. Don’t worry about it, man. It’s fine.

Anonymous asked: This is BEAUTIFUL haha

MOD: image

CASTIEL: I…. where have you found that image?

DEAN: ….. is there something I should know, Cas?

redeyedhellhound asked: Fine but you and I both know once a hound picks up a sent, we dont forget it. And you can't always be with them 24/7, Tell the Winchesters I said hello.

CASTIEL: You will not touch them.

SAM: You come near us, you’ll die. 

DEAN: Damn right.

redeyedhellhound asked: Saw one hellhound visit here, though what the fuck I'll come over too.

CASTIEL: Leave the Winchesters be. Find a new scent, Hound of Hell, or I will forcibly remove a collection of key organs that I am sure you would prefer to remain on the inside.

Anonymous asked: Red eyes, sharp teeth, black fur were coming for you all ~Hellhounds

CASTIEL: You will not touch them. I will not allow you. 

Anonymous asked: Soo, do any of Cas' brothers have got some embarrassing childhood stories about Cas? Please share! (: I'm sure he was adorable.

GABRIEL: Ohoooo, do tell. Cassie liked birds. He /really/ liked birds. So whenever he could go down to your little planet on playdates (in his vessel, of course, don’t want to burn any eyes out), he would always completely ignore the places we took him to and go play with the birds, or the equivalent to them. He used to let them sit on his wings and clean out their feathers and it was really adorable. He didn’t talk much too, but for the first couple thousand years of his life, he would only say “bird”.

CASTIEL: …. you shoved a caramel pop up your vessel’s nose at age 378 and proceeded to snort “I’m A Little Teapot” through the blockage. 

GABRIEL: You harboured a group of fireflies in your hair and glowed for two weeks!

CASTIEL: You thought that the telephone was a device used for tickling your uvula.

GABRIEL: You decided that making your clothes out of leaves was a good idea!

CASTIEL: YOU HAD AN ORAL FIXATION.

GABRIEL: Hey! C’Mere, you little-

DEAN: Ten bucks on my angel.

SAM: You’re on.

witchwithatardis asked: What do you think of Doctor Who?

CASTIEL: We’re not supposed to talk about it. But the Doctor is a close friend of mine. Here is a photography his companion took of my own vessel in his TARDIS.

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Anonymous asked: Cas, can you tell us a joke? Or if you can't come up with one, can you tell us one, Uriel? :3

CASTIEL: Dean told me one once. Three nuns walk into a strip club and-

DEAN: AND THEY HAD A LOVELY TIME AND LEFT AND DID NUN THINGS, THE END.

Anonymous asked: Chuck! Did you know Dean and Castiel would end up boyfriends?

CHUCK: I…. I don’t really care to answer that question…